we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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