Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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