Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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