question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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