What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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