I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i believe in u and ur pee
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