he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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