If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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