Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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