i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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