just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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