So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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