Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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