I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
