It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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