Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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