He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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