thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.