im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.