yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning