i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.