I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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