how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
