It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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