He uses pillows to masturbate.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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