and she was petting her beer can
We need to rekindle our bromance
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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