Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Randomize
