is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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