Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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