Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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