Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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