I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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