I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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