: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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