worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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