Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
honey bunches of taint.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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