oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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