there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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