think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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