fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I deserve this hangover.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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