so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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