I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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