no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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