Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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