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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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