so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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