READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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