Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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