I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm like, not good at living.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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