There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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