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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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