It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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