I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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