Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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