so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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