They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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